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fafs:
Caleb: By the end of the tour, we all had our own U2 nicknames. Matt’s nickname is now “The Curve.” Nathan had a beard so we called him “Hairy Mullin Junior.” Jared was “Jaydam Clayton.” And I was “Wino.”
fafs:
Talking about the flower on the cover of ASH:
“We wanted flowers that you could fuck,” says Jared blithely. “We wanted them to look wet and sexy and turn you on and make you feel weird at the same time. Unnatural…”
“Honestly,” says Nathan to Jared. “How many times have you jerked off to that?”
Jared: “What today?”
Jared and Ashley Greene at the New Moon Premiere Afterparty/Jared’s 23rd Birthday.
This is absolutely amazing… I wish…
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! What the flying fuckkkkk is this?! What happened to his engagement with Alisa Torres?? OMG not this chick from Twilight please!! C’mon, Jared, you can do better FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
CURRENTLY!

